Status Messages

Collection of some of my original Google Talk status messages:

1. If life is a box of chocolates, Murphy will make sure you are Diabetic
2. BOSS is a four letter word
3. I never lose. Either I win or you cheated. (Modified version of - I never lose. Either I win or I learn)
4. I am an atheist. God promise.
5. Crib and let others crib.
6. Even if you win the rat race, you still remain a rat.
7. If you think too much out of the box, you probably have got a small box.
8. I had promises to keep, miles to go before I sleep. But what do I do.. woods were so lovely dark and deep.
9. Thankf to Kaminey, I work for FBI. (24 Aug 09)
10. A finger is worth a thousand words. And if its middle finger, its worth a million words. (26 Aug 09)
11. Do not depend on others. Screw up on your own (27 Aug 09)
12. *Opinions are subject to market risk. Please read them carefully before applying (01 Sep 09)
13. Knowledge is Power. Power corrupts. Knowledge corrupts. (02 Sep 09)
14. Oil is precious. Do not burn midnight oil (04 Sep 09)
15. Red Bull and Beer should be given more importance than Bull and Bear. (10 Sep 09)
16. Every god has his day. Murphy has everyday. (14 Sep 09)
17. Cribbing connects. Like boozing and Smoking. (19 Sep 09)
18. A journey of thousand miles is too long to begin (25 Sep 09)
19. If every coin has two faces, does it also have two Facebook accounts? (06 Oct 09)
20. What happens if your predecessor is the dumbest person on earth? You get Nobel prize.
21. There are only three things to avoid life's frustration - 1. Sense of humuor, 2. swear words and 3. people who can appreciate first two. (28 Nov 09)
22. Whatever goes up comes down. Whatever goes down, goes into abyss (6 Dec 09)
23. Tiger..What did u do in Woods? (12 Dec 09)
24. An Idiot can change your life (08 Jan 10)
25. Everything is fair in love, war and cribbing (14 Jan 10)
26. Given the demand for sunshine after 3 idiots, sun will have to work overtime (5 Feb 10)
27. When going gets tough...Delegate (16 March 2010)
28. Every silver lining has a cloud surrounding it (28 March 2010)
29. Every day has its dogs (29 March 2010)
30. Some day you are statue and some day you are pigeon. The day I am pigeon, somebody hides the statue (2 April 2010)
31. Time can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be saved or wasted. More wasted than saved. (5 June 2010)
32. I agree with The Bible on all fronts except Sloth being a sin. And here, our differences are irreconcilable. (10 July 2010)
33. Either you are part of the solution, or you are a Consultant (17 July 2010)
34. Men evolved to become social animal, but bosses stayed animals (25 July 2010)
35. There are some things money can't buy. Only those things matter. (15 Sep 2010)
36. My life is an open book.. err...My life is a Face Book (19 Sep 2010)
37. Once upon a time, I had a life. Now, I have an FB account(19 Sep 2010)
38. Don't count what you've lost, unless its weight (1 Oct 2010)
39. Life is unfair. So many stress busters and so little stress (16 Oct 2010)
40. Things go really bad, before they go worse (18 Oct 2010)

41. A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. More than that is Catastrophe (12 Nov 2010)

42. Murphy's Law - Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
    Corollary - Left to me, things tend to go from bad to worse a little faster

43. God created the world in six days and rested on seventh day. Most of us would have rested first six days and 'somehow' created the world on seventh!!

44. Today may be worse than yesterday but definitely better than tomorrow.
45. Money doesn't motivate me. Its all those things that money can buy actually motivate me!!