Being a firm believer in almighty Murphy, I think its appropriate for me to offer tribute to the universally applicable laws. These are not addendum or interpretations of Murphy's laws. Infact these are a few laws about applicability of Murphy's laws in general.
- For every action there is a reaction (Murphy's laws) which is opposite in direction and far greater in magnitude.
- When you really want something, the whole world conspires to help you achieve that thing and Murphy conspires to insure that you don't get it. Often, Murphy wins.
- Every task in a state of completion tends to remain in that state of completion unless Murphy force is applied to it.
- The force applied by Murphy is directly proportional to the intensity with which you want to achieve that thing.
- The force applied by Murphy is inversely proportional to the time remaining in achieving that thing.
- Murphy's laws once created can not be destroyed.
Any comments / additions are most welcome. Join me in worshiping the universal god. In Murphy we trust, all others can go to hell.
